is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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