i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
