Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
