well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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