I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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