this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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