Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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