Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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