I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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