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(954): View more from Florida

Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience

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(312): View more from Illinois

just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"

(1-312): View more from Illinois

go get him tiger.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old

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(705): View more from Ontario

I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...

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(719): View more from Colorado

Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night

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