Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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