Moan for me like Helen Keller
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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