Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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