he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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