Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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