took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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