How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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