happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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