she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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