drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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