So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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