I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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