You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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