he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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