i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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