You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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