i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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