No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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