What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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