i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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