No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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