He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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