4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
How does one acquire holy water?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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