we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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