yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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