have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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