'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
