What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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