This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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