weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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