I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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