yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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