Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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