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(608): View more from Wisconsin

so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.

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(440): View more from Ohio

While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist

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(970): View more from Colorado

I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on

(1-970): View more from Colorado

maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

How do you feel about a threesome?

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Will you be there?

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm the one asking!

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(573): View more from Missouri

Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.

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