Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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