He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
