im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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