3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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