I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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