just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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