It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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