You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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